I miss the old analog phone receivers. I especially do when I’m upset. There’s no way to vent if you can’t slam the phone down. Those older phones, they were simple, cheap, bulletproof, and good for my emotions. The exact opposite of a Smartphone where you have to be careful. One little bump could mean a sacrifice to the gods of mobile insurance.

Voicing all of our frustrations with the latest in high-tech gadgetry Michael Tompert and Paul Fairchild teamed up for 12LVE, a project we all wish we thought of first. A series centered around annihilated Apple gadgets.

Take that, Magic Mouse!